Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Satire ?.....Bored GOP Vetting Rand Paul Just To Kill Time Before Viable 2016 Candidate Emerges


WASHINGTON—Calling the rigorous evaluation process “something to do” for the time being, bored Republican Party officials told reporters Friday they’ve decided to go ahead and vet prospective 2016 presidential contender Rand Paul in order to kill a little time before a viable candidate emerges. “It’s still pretty early, and honestly we don’t have much else to do right now, so we figured we might as well assess Rand Paul’s background and political profile until someone who actually has a decent chance of getting elected comes along,”

The Onion (satire)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bored-gop-vetting-rand-paul-just-to-kill-time-befo,36113/

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