Tuesday, November 23, 2010

World's Power Brokers Hold Annual Summit Where They Show Each Other Their Penises | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

World's Power Brokers Hold Annual Summit Where They Show Each Other Their Penises The Onion - America's Finest News Source

ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND—One hundred fifty of the world's most powerful people in the fields of politics, banking, business, and media met this past weekend at an exclusive Swiss resort for the 54th annual invitation-only summit where they show each other their penises.

This year's meeting was chaired by a committee that included Rupert Murdoch, former U.S. national security adviser Brent Scowcroft, oil heir David H. Koch, and Japanese finance minister Yoshihiko Noda, all of whom presided over the traditional penis-showing ceremony that has for decades been a banner event for the most influential international power brokers.

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